Crikey o’riley, has it really been three months since our last update?! No. No it has been four. Crimminy! Well then, firstly we’d like to apologise to our readers for our protracted and presumably deeply worrying absence from the airwaves of the internet (cyberwaves?). Many a sleepless night was suffered by myriad poor souls desperate for their next Dinoballs fix, and yet it never arrived, laving them weeping alone into the darkness. Probably.

We had planned to take an extended break, but not quite this extended it’s true. Technical issues are to blame as well as the Dinoballs staff going through some important life changes.  Derrick the Dinoballs Artwork Monkey had the op, and now wishes to be known as Jemima, the writing team went off to work as financial advisors at an Icelandic bank in mid-september and haven’t been heard of since and Big Clive the kamikaze webmaster fired himself into the sun.

For these and other reasons, we’ve decided that we’ll call time on Dinoballs, for the forseeable future at any rate. We might start updating again at some point, but for now Dinoballs shall remain dormant, like a dormant egg. That said, we really enjoyed doing the comic, moronic thing that it is, and we’d just like to say thanks to everyone who wrote to us saying nice things, or linked to us or reviewed it or whatever. That was very decent of you indeed. Our email isn’t working* now so if you wrote recently we won’t have been able to read it, but we’ll just assume it was glowing praise framed in the most lucid and touching prose imaginable. That, or offers of sex. So yeah, that’s about the size of it. Thanks for reading, and so long Dinochums.

WAIT! Hold on just a second there, mister! Seeing as Dinoballs is wrapping up for the time being, we thought we’d post this image why not indeed! It’s most of the bits and pieces we ever used in the comics, collected together in a glorious orgy of pictorial madness. Basically everytime we made something, we stuck it on here in case it could be used again. Nice innit. Tarra.

*We’ve got it working now so we’ll get our bottoms in gear and respond to previous emails and you can continue to write to us, if you so desire it. Perhaps you’d like to say something profane about our mothers. Go for it, my son.

‘Oh no, where have the Dinoballs comics updates gone!? This is the worst thing that’s ever happened in the entire history of all creation!’ Is what you’re probably thinking. And if you’re not thinking that, then you should be. Possibly there’s something wrong with you. Maybe a wasp has laid an egg in your ear, and it’s hatched into a larva which has started feasting on your brain. You should probably go to a doctor and get that checked out. Stupid wasp larva-brained idiot.

 Anyway… what is happening is this is happening: we’re taking a little break from Dinoballs whilst we’re extremely busy with very important stuffs that have suddenly decided to happen RIGHT NOW. It could be a month or so before things settle down and we can start cranking out the goods again, but keep checking back to see. Thanks for bearing with us during this turbulent time. Adios for now friends, we’ll see you in the FUTURE! (We’ll be the ones wearing the auto-lacing trainers and holographic underpants . Extremely cool.)